Hey…
I know I’m supposed to communicate via a lawyer, but I was ringing to say that you can keep the house…
No, it’s not a trick – take it, but there’ll be no more alimony payments…
You’ve already got all our savings…
No, I quit yesterday…
because I was only doing it to fund your lavish lifestyle…
So, have me declared bankrupt…
What do you want me to say – There’s no more money!
Here’s an idea – How bout you get a job?
They’re clearly not my kids and they both hate me…
OK, well good luck with that. I’m gonna throw this phone in the sea and go fishing…
Written for: Friday Fictioneers