2. Henry emerged from teleporter half hoover
3. Jesus’ fingerprints found on bunny’s corpse
4. Hell fails Ofsted inspection. Heads roll
5. Santa incarcerated after elf sweatshop raid
7. Brian May enters Nazareth riding badger
8. Miniturised man bites sleeping bed-bug
9. Jewish bank denies holocaust-denyer’s loan
10. Dustin Hoffman obsesses over Rainman sequel
12. Average white band received lacklustre review
13. Velociraptor sues over ‘chicken-splicing’ debacle
14. Terrible first date inside troll’s stomach
15. Dyslexic divorcees win custody of diks
See previous: Six Word Stories #3