Tag Archives: Six Word Stories

Six Word Stories #4

Medusa

2. Henry emerged from teleporter half hoover

3. Jesus’ fingerprints found on bunny’s corpse

4. Hell fails Ofsted inspection. Heads roll

5. Santa incarcerated after elf sweatshop raid

Interdimensional

7. Brian May enters Nazareth riding badger

8. Miniturised man bites sleeping bed-bug

9. Jewish bank denies holocaust-denyer’s loan

10. Dustin Hoffman obsesses over Rainman sequel

Trojan Horse

12. Average white band received lacklustre review

13. Velociraptor sues over ‘chicken-splicing’ debacle

14. Terrible first date inside troll’s stomach

15. Dyslexic divorcees win custody of diks

 

See previous: Six Word Stories #3

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Six Word Stories #3

alien car journey

2. Radioactive flan. Freak accident. FLAN MAN!

3. Selfie-stick laments enabling preaning douche…

4. Cockney bible offends ‘Crusty Buns’ (nuns)

5. Millipede copyrights trainers and becomes gazillionaire

gossipqueeens

7. Deaf Lepers form terrible tribute band

8. Edward trouser-press hands? No…Edward…

9. R Kelly’s final words: I believe (OR: Turns out R Kelly can’t fly)

10. Time-travelling pickpocket steals own wallet

Abba

12. With third helping Jagger finally satisfied

13. Wonderful news Bertie. Satan’s popping over!

14. Red-headed step child. The Prophecy!

15. Suicidal McDonald turns bun on himself…

 

Previous entries include:

6 Word Stories #1

6 Word Stories #2

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Six Word Stories #1

6 Word Story 4

2. Bond battles cadre of illegitimate children…

3. No! Please! Not the laxative helmet…

4. You’re perfect as you are Fatty.

5. Shave it and pretend it’s human.

6 Word Story 3

7. Send help. Genitals strapped to rocket.

8. Kiss me like you weren’t kidnapped.

9. Hideously deformed…but when I dance!

10. Dalek prank calls neighbour. Easily identified.

6 Word Story 1

12. Joke’s on you. I’m a hermaphrodite.

13. Bassoon practice followed by epic wedgie.

14. Gotta find cure for ADHD…DONUTS!

15. Third Reich Bingo. Worst – game – ever!

 

[The original premise comes from Ernest Hemingway’s famous six-word tale, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”]…

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