2. Michael Bay’s coffin transforms into Decepticon
3. British queue achieves polite repressed sentience
4. T-Rex forms prehistoric band “Marc Bolan”
5. Dalek confirmed as worst callcentre accent
7. Bono finds what he’s looking for
8. Territorial Army refuse to share barracks
9. First rule of acronym club: N.T.Z.A.R.G
10. Cannibal takes wife’s hand in marriage
Previous six-word stories…
Six Word Stories
2. Henry emerged from teleporter half hoover
3. Jesus’ fingerprints found on bunny’s corpse
4. Hell fails Ofsted inspection. Heads roll
5. Santa incarcerated after elf sweatshop raid
7. Brian May enters Nazareth riding badger
8. Miniturised man bites sleeping bed-bug
9. Jewish bank denies holocaust-denyer’s loan
10. Dustin Hoffman obsesses over Rainman sequel
12. Average white band received lacklustre review
13. Velociraptor sues over ‘chicken-splicing’ debacle
14. Terrible first date inside troll’s stomach
15. Dyslexic divorcees win custody of diks
See previous: Six Word Stories #3
2. Radioactive flan. Freak accident. FLAN MAN!
3. Selfie-stick laments enabling preaning douche…
4. Cockney bible offends ‘Crusty Buns’ (nuns)
5. Millipede copyrights trainers and becomes gazillionaire
7. Deaf Lepers form terrible tribute band
8. Edward trouser-press hands? No…Edward…
9. R Kelly’s final words: I believe (OR: Turns out R Kelly can’t fly)
10. Time-travelling pickpocket steals own wallet
12. With third helping Jagger finally satisfied
13. Wonderful news Bertie. Satan’s popping over!
14. Red-headed step child. The Prophecy!
15. Suicidal McDonald turns bun on himself…
Previous entries include:
6 Word Stories #1
6 Word Stories #2
2. Bond battles cadre of illegitimate children…
3. No! Please! Not the laxative helmet…
4. You’re perfect as you are Fatty.
5. Shave it and pretend it’s human.
7. Send help. Genitals strapped to rocket.
8. Kiss me like you weren’t kidnapped.
9. Hideously deformed…but when I dance!
10. Dalek prank calls neighbour. Easily identified.
12. Joke’s on you. I’m a hermaphrodite.
13. Bassoon practice followed by epic wedgie.
14. Gotta find cure for ADHD…DONUTS!
15. Third Reich Bingo. Worst – game – ever!
[The original premise comes from Ernest Hemingway’s famous six-word tale, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”]…