2. Shakespeare’s first sonnet not all bard…
3. Reader unable to open escapologist’s memoirs
4. Vindictive flamingos christen their son Floyd
5. Bullied magician’s wand disappears up arse
6. Depressed bible salesman receives good news
7. Sea-monsters’s small-talk met with gargantuan indifference
8. Folk musician’s music hated by parents
(or ‘Adulterous Transformers! Cheating assholes in disguise!’)
10. Online troll’s girlfriend dumps him anonymously
11. Alien’s epic genital grabbing greeting faux-pas
12. A DJ’s quest for musical talent
13. Helen Pselph writes Self Help book
14. Obese astrologist’s ironically unpredicted heart attack
Previous entry: Six Word Stories #5
2. Horse found guilty. Hung like donkey
3. Hypnotist accidentally becomes ballerina whilst shaving
4. Cat-astrophy foiled. Lack of opposable thumbs
5. ‘Greety Gobshites,’ shouted inept alien ambassador
6. Deceased adulterer dreads wife’s heavenly arrival
7. Sexist’s amnesty at your mom’s house
9. Gardening blood-bath. Game of Gnomes
10. Chewbacca shaves and walks amongst us
11. Narcissist dies. Becomes ghost. Haunts himself
12. Motivational speaker believes himself into shark
13. Met God. Nice crib. Very roomy
14. Once upon a monster’s ass-crack
15…And JayZ lived rappily ever after
Previous efforts at: Six Word Stories #4
2. Radioactive flan. Freak accident. FLAN MAN!
3. Selfie-stick laments enabling preaning douche…
4. Cockney bible offends ‘Crusty Buns’ (nuns)
5. Millipede copyrights trainers and becomes gazillionaire
7. Deaf Lepers form terrible tribute band
8. Edward trouser-press hands? No…Edward…
9. R Kelly’s final words: I believe (OR: Turns out R Kelly can’t fly)
10. Time-travelling pickpocket steals own wallet
12. With third helping Jagger finally satisfied
13. Wonderful news Bertie. Satan’s popping over!
14. Red-headed step child. The Prophecy!
15. Suicidal McDonald turns bun on himself…
Previous entries include:
6 Word Stories #1
6 Word Stories #2
2. Fine! I’ll raise our ginger child…
3. Went to Rome. Bunch of plebs!
4. Giant asteroid. No point in dieting.
5. I came. I sore. I ashamed.
7. Sales slump attributed to cannibal holocaust
8. White supremacist baker killed. Brown bread.
9. Hospital full. Everyone Kung fu fighting.
10. Ventriloquist dummy blames owner for murder
12. Eve you minx. Fancy an apple?
13. Parallel universe. King trampled under suffragette
14. Harry, lets marry. Sorry Faye. Gay
15. Hell beast, loves cooking, GSOH seeks…
2. Bond battles cadre of illegitimate children…
3. No! Please! Not the laxative helmet…
4. You’re perfect as you are Fatty.
5. Shave it and pretend it’s human.
7. Send help. Genitals strapped to rocket.
8. Kiss me like you weren’t kidnapped.
9. Hideously deformed…but when I dance!
10. Dalek prank calls neighbour. Easily identified.
12. Joke’s on you. I’m a hermaphrodite.
13. Bassoon practice followed by epic wedgie.
14. Gotta find cure for ADHD…DONUTS!
15. Third Reich Bingo. Worst – game – ever!
[The original premise comes from Ernest Hemingway’s famous six-word tale, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”]…