A picture tells a thousand words Jerry…
…Because I hired a private detective – that’s how!
…You promised…a million times…’I quit baby, this time I’m going cold turkey.’
…And now I found you back on the Frappuccinos! Do you want our offspring to die of diabetes?
Why can’t you ferret around in the bins like a real man, maybe bring home some leftover pizza or a delicious slice of mouldy bread?
Don’t you bring my mother into this!
No more chances Jerry. Fall off the wagon one more time and I’m taking the kids, the cheese and the whole shebang…
Written for: 100 Word Wednesday