‘You’re nobody in life unless you own a vessel sumptuous enough to accommodate a fully laden helicopter from which a bevy of scantily-clad uber-babes / Adonis’s (delete as appropriate) endlessly spill…
…Or at least, that’s the word on the street; a word spread by yours truly.
Boat building is all about leveraging insecurities.
You’re worthless without stuff!
My current arm’s race involves a pot-bellied platinum magnate, a wig-wearing premiership footballer and an Internet starlet who takes copious photos of her bottom.
As for me – I don’t own a boat.
But you should see the size of my house!
Written for: Friday Fictioneers