2. Fine! I’ll raise our ginger child…
3. Went to Rome. Bunch of plebs!
4. Giant asteroid. No point in dieting.
5. I came. I sore. I ashamed.
7. Sales slump attributed to cannibal holocaust
8. White supremacist baker killed. Brown bread.
9. Hospital full. Everyone Kung fu fighting.
10. Ventriloquist dummy blames owner for murder
12. Eve you minx. Fancy an apple?
13. Parallel universe. King trampled under suffragette
14. Harry, lets marry. Sorry Faye. Gay
15. Hell beast, loves cooking, GSOH seeks…