2. Bond battles cadre of illegitimate children…
3. No! Please! Not the laxative helmet…
4. You’re perfect as you are Fatty.
5. Shave it and pretend it’s human.
7. Send help. Genitals strapped to rocket.
8. Kiss me like you weren’t kidnapped.
9. Hideously deformed…but when I dance!
10. Dalek prank calls neighbour. Easily identified.
12. Joke’s on you. I’m a hermaphrodite.
13. Bassoon practice followed by epic wedgie.
14. Gotta find cure for ADHD…DONUTS!
15. Third Reich Bingo. Worst – game – ever!
[The original premise comes from Ernest Hemingway’s famous six-word tale, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”]…