- Anna Flactic – Blind stenographer / superhero with fatal nut allergy
- Terry Wrist – White guy who finds it notoriously difficult to clear customs
- Toby Continued – Endlessly procrastinating bomb disposal expert
- Kip Keepinon – Still sporting a king-size afro despite virtually no coverage
- Stan Din – Lithuania’s second most successful martial artist / massive inferiority complex
- Manuel Override – Portuguese grief councillor with no concept of personal space
- Brian Stopme – Guitarist with French Queen tribute band ‘Nous son champignons’
- Henrietta Stool – Holistic therapist with questionable eating habits
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